Hard Times for an Elf

The most underreported news story of 2010 was first featured in a mid-January expose‘ in The Drudge Report. In a rare example of muckracking journalism, Drudge exposed the horrid working conditions of Santaland Factories. The most shocking discovery was that Santa was having elves handle toxic chemicals for no reason other than for his own amusement. Then the Rip Torn fiasco broke and the story was buried by special interests. This song is dedicated to working elves everywhere..